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I'm a computer enthusiast living in Miami. I like cooking, computer security, education, shitposting, and reading sci-fi. Cishet white guy and trying to listen more.

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I'd like to add you to my shitposting network on Mastodon.

(Dizzee Rascal voice)

I’m an orb gaze junkie
And I like it funky
Big blue toned shiny orbs
Blue toned shiny orbs
Big blue toned shiny orbs
Blue toned shiny
Orbs orbs orbs orbs

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"touch fluffy tail?" maybe you should "touch grass" instead!

i wasn't sure the sunrise be particularly interesting with all these clouds to the east, but it was better than i could've imagined

first starbursting through a tiny gap, and then casting rays down

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ok the from this past weekend

pretty glad i got up early on thursday to catch the sunrise at the beach

wasn't the only one with the idea but it was still lovely

disco elysium style "thought cabinet" but it's just genres of joke i make
- joke that inconveniences me years later
- cuisine
- "winter road" by sviridov
- thinking about birds and lizards
- obscure trivia from media nobody else in the room has seen
- computer joke from a yospos thread title in 2016

security software or malware quiz
cobalt strike vs. cloud strike
bitlocker vs. cryptolocker
fancy bear vs. ghidra

gimmick account that’s a bird of prey pretending to be a fish or rodent or something saying that it’s fun to scamper in the field or swim near the top of the water

osprey eating a fish 

ok went back and i like this one way more than the others i've posted

truly in awe of this bird

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saw another bird chase the osprey off, fish in tow, and when they came back about 30 minutes later they hung out in the same spot

that's all for today, thanks for joining me!

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