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I'm a computer enthusiast living in Miami. I like cooking, computer security, education, shitposting, and reading sci-fi. Cishet white guy and trying to listen more.

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I'd like to add you to my shitposting network on Mastodon.

:drake_dislike: buying [micro-]sd cards
:drake_like: dumping out the pill bottle labeled "sd cards" and pawing through the pile until you find one the right flavor

/me leans in way too close to microphone
"Baby Shart"



buhhh started laundry but didn't get the dirty clothes out of last week's suitcase first

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"may you have a normal one"
—ancient proverb

the container dies a thousand deaths, bare metal dies but once

me irl

accidentally types "llbm"
fixes it to "llvm"
changes it back to "llbm" because it's funnier

listened to video game soundtracks all afternoon

"lol amazon prime day? more like garage sale at the toilet store day"

- @capotej

love saying something is second-best in a very narrow category

like how atom is the second-best electron-based programming editor from msft

or how “Furious 7” was 2015’s second-best action movie in a long running franchise about cars with “fury” in the name

yeah, I like the text editor “versus code”

don't stop, `git stash pop`
`rebase` blow my repo up
tonight, imma fight
till the specs pass right

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