bonzoesc @bonzoesc@m.bonzoesc.net

#introduction

I'm a computer enthusiast living in Miami. I like cooking, computer security, education, shitposting, and reading sci-fi. Cishet white guy and trying to listen more.

I'd like to add you to my shitposting network on Mastodon.

why did the peacock cross the road?

(real question, had to wait for one)

me, for the last twelve years: I dislike c++ for aesthetic reasons
me, today: I should program in c++

high tide life #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

absolutely wonderful Chart Party

Brad Nessler: "Here comes the punting unit."
Dolphins fans: "BOOOOOOOOOOO"

sitting down to watch the new Chart Party and this is amazing, it's thoroughly next level football analysis

watch it even if you don't watch American football, especially if you enjoyed "17776" also by Jon Bois

omg there's a new episode of Chart Party about punting in the NFL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9H9LwGmc-0

using a calligraphy pen for jotting down quick notes and brainstorming

#handwriting for tuesday

i had thai food for dinner last night and it was good

now that I’ve finished my coffee, it is time to poop

"The Crimes of Ernie Keebler"

it has been 0 days since i've had to look up what `strcmp()` returns

Asked in an interview on CBS This Morning what would be different about this presidential run compared to 2016, Mr. Sanders replied bluntly: “We’re going to win.”

yessssss Bernie announced

“Git lens” for vs code looks cool

logic analyzing the range sensor in the flood detector

I need something to logic-analyze

"Dogs: Why We Need Them." -scare off wolves, herd sheep, triumphantly hold up ducks after we shoot 'em
"Why They Need Us." -door handles, food bags

it's wobbly because I'm probably over caffeinated lmao