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I'm a computer enthusiast living in Miami. I like cooking, computer security, education, shitposting, and reading sci-fi. Cishet white guy and trying to listen more.

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I'd like to add you to my shitposting network on Mastodon.

why did the peacock cross the road?

(real question, had to wait for one)

me, for the last twelve years: I dislike c++ for aesthetic reasons
me, today: I should program in c++

absolutely wonderful Chart Party

Brad Nessler: "Here comes the punting unit."
Dolphins fans: "BOOOOOOOOOOO"

sitting down to watch the new Chart Party and this is amazing, it's thoroughly next level football analysis

watch it even if you don't watch American football, especially if you enjoyed "17776" also by Jon Bois

using a calligraphy pen for jotting down quick notes and brainstorming

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it has been 0 days since i've had to look up what `strcmp()` returns

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> Lmao these people gave money to a project that has nothing but a copy of the Bitcoin source code, and some marketing.

good summary of pretty much every cryptocoin project ahah
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logic analyzing the range sensor in the flood detector

"Dogs: Why We Need Them." -scare off wolves, herd sheep, triumphantly hold up ducks after we shoot 'em
"Why They Need Us." -door handles, food bags

it's wobbly because I'm probably over caffeinated lmao

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this is my personal mastodon instance