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If you scrape all the corn off the cob you’re decompiling the kernel
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Hi! This is Mandy, a cat. She’s 12 and likes sleeping and boxes. I have no clue how this will work, but ~my ex-wife~ is looking for a foster home for her in the Orlando area until around April. If you know anybody, please message me! https://cybre.space/media/SjuouskoLuKFm7nHDz4
👎🏻2 all landlords🖕🏻
Not only is this an excellent idea, I feel that the suggestion is a highly effective honeypot 🍯
I hereby petition the tech community to replace all instances of “master/slave” with “queen/drone” effective immediately https://twitter.com/thelaurakremer/status/1041660161033744384
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The Wynwood arroz con leche does not pair well with fresh roasted coffee beans eaten right from the hopper
1: "Our Arroz Con Leche (rice pudding) is a delicious take on an old classic Latin dessert turned Ale. This Ale has hints of vanilla, cinnamon, and chai tea."
In the Tim and Eric skit known as "Celery Man", the protagonist is shown generating and modifying "identities" for himself in what is clearly an office work setting. The sequence shows us how capitalism alienates workers from what they produce to instead perpetuate the idea of workers as the product. However, the self-commodification we are forced to undertake involves presenting ourselves not only as producers of value, but as "whole" people: our leisure exists only in the service of capital.
when you’re croutons but you have something to prove
computer enthusiast, floridian
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