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I'm a computer enthusiast living in Miami. I like cooking, computer security, education, shitposting, and reading sci-fi. Cishet white guy and trying to listen more.

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I found iguanas in two places I’ve never seen them before; can’t wait to look at the pictures later

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selfie, no eye contact 

Can’t see the iguana in this picture? Fear not, I brought my big lens

building work sounds like an einstürzende neubauten song today

food, raw meat 

trying a corned beef recipe but i also forgot a few ingredients so i'm just subbing random stuff i do have

spicy food 

took the scariest, meanest looking pepper from a bag of assorted ones i got at the store and cooked it into dinner and all i gotta say is ahhhhhhhhh

i feel alive

but also

🔥 🚒 🔥 🚒

🏈 Georgia Tech never bothered to throw the ball, despite the fact that their coach invented the forward pass
🏈 Coach Heisman made his players play a 30-minute scrimmage immediately after winning a football game 222-0
🏈 Cumberland's football team was immediately dissolved and would not return for four years
🏈 Cumberland's law school was sold and moved to Alabama, and is now part of Samford University

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"in showing up John Heisman, Cumberland angered a football god."

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Battle arena,
You must've seen her
Playing with gundams

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