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I'm a computer enthusiast living in Miami. I like cooking, computer security, education, shitposting, and reading sci-fi. Cishet white guy and trying to listen more.

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I'd like to add you to my shitposting network on Mastodon.

computers 

i love traceroutes. just having a glimpse of any large scale network infrastructure on the internet with a very basic and simple tool. and sometimes reverse names are meaningful and tell you exactly where that connection went through and when. it's pretty cool in my o

death stranding ending spoiler, joke 

playing "BB's Theme" on my old phone as i bring my still-in-box new phone upstairs

Doctor: "The solution is simple. Declare war on anybody who sells drugs in our community."

Pagliacci: "But doctor, I sell drugs in the community!"

computer gripe 

imagining getting mad at how the msft text editor calls the repository of free extensions and pluggins the “Marketplace”

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Hell yeah I love this band, “December underground“ is a great album

catchy song 

bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' makes me feel good
feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good

Train driver still learning smooth braking technique I think

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computer gripe 

windows culture is a bunch of screens of dark patterns when you install an OS update

1. a big blue "USE OUR BROWSER" button and a less prominent "i was actually still okay with the browser i chose"
2. "install our android app too!" screen with "remind me later" in place of "next" and "no thanks" less prominent elsewhere
3. "you should subscribe to our office apps" same deal
4. "at least put an ad for our office apps in your taskbar" c'mon man

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the mainstreaming of ipv6 has been slow because all the ipv4 users are afraid they'll've missed important plot points from ipv5

what would you call a hypothetical mp4 that supports transparency?

in america, we call it an elevator, but in britain, they call it a lift 

i guess we’re just raised differently

it would be better if hpg did not exist but as he does we should take full advantage of the benefits of laughing at him

ship of theseus bar of soap

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