bonzoesc @bonzoesc@m.bonzoesc.net

#introduction

I'm a computer enthusiast living in Miami. I like cooking, computer security, education, shitposting, and reading sci-fi. Cishet white guy and trying to listen more.

I'd like to add you to my shitposting network on Mastodon.

yooo who's ready for some PHOTOGRAPHS

rice, beans, and fried chicken

still figuring out the chicken part, i think i need smaller cuts to balance cooking time between the coating and the meat

morn

who plays these knockoffs of clash of clans, and why

celeste is trapped #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

working on filling up the red "move" ring \m/

might be too cold for basketball shorts

i really like the categorization of the admonitions/asides in this @eevee series https://eev.ee/blog/2020/11/30/gamedev-from-scratch-0-groundwork/

took a pic of a dolphin eating a fish

lmao why do i do this to myself

trying to figure out how much c-c-c-cash (real money, USD, the stuff that i can buy food with) i can get from every dumb ass b-cash fork

afaict the numbers are all fake and everyone in cybercoins is delusional or a parasite

oof just listened to a quarter of an album on shuffle instead of sequentially

cooking the thanksgiving turkey (pretend i posted this a week ago or 51 weeks from now)

roasting
smoking
deep frying
microwaving

omg finally bred a blue rose #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

Holy Wisdom Shit Balls

Biden should make me ambassador to Canada, I have several qualifications:

1. Been to Canada many times
2. Can sing the national anthem of Canada
3. My dad has a youth hockey injury
4. I drove my uncle’s atv once

spicy soup