lizard appreciator @bonzoesc@m.bonzoesc.net

#introduction

I'm a computer enthusiast living in Miami. I like cooking, computer security, education, shitposting, and reading sci-fi. Cishet white guy and trying to listen more.

I'd like to add you to my shitposting network on Mastodon.

this cone and the twee guitar zone are what pushed me to five stars #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

yeah I want a MAN CAVE…
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Everyone in the house should be able to enjoy it

Just saw a squirrel fall out of a tree, and then get chased around by a black and white cat

Why is tofu from the store so wet?

woooo finally got five stars! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

Making coffee

huh i just noticed your clothes animate based on the wind direction #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

know what? fuck you!
*toughens up your chicken tendies*

Lifetime ban from the poetry festival for wanton plagiarism of Judas Priest lyrics

can definitely taste the msg in the granola i made monday

i survived

it was good

but damn it was spicy

fffff ok it's spicy

it was good that the hateful eight had an intermission

imagining doing a 40 minute video essay about that marvel movie i saw where i missed several minutes of it because i had to use the toilet

ok this isn’t too bad, added some Sichuan peppercorn oil too, which helps

cookin’

figuring out if I can cut the spiciness with cheap sausage and an egg

just thought about the way simon gruber says "Holy Toledo!" in die hard 3