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I'm a computer enthusiast living in Miami. I like cooking, computer security, education, shitposting, and reading sci-fi. Cishet white guy and trying to listen more.

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I'd like to add you to my shitposting network on Mastodon.

remember the cat with bilateral gynandromorphism? batman villains get that too

coffee, selfie 

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The Matrix (1999) taught us a valuable lesson. If someone deadnames you, then you should hit them with a train


dip pen, 3.8mm parallel, 2.4mm parallel, the usual

wrote one line with the lamy nexx in lamy blue, and then two lines with the lamy safari with the iroshizuku kon peki blue to compare; the kon peki's a bit lighter, but still easy to read

pretty sure the emerald isn't going to work in the preppy, like the sparkles are getting stuck somewhere

hadn't used the kakuno in a week so it was a bit hard to start

congratulations "25lb bag of rice from the asian grocery store," winning the award for "most calories per dollar" for the 54th year in a row

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I’m not saying you’re lying Comcast, but this notification came literally at 10 AM on the dot…

That time I watched “Us” on the long ass flight from Berlin to NY and then immediately watched it on JFK-MIA

one of my irl friends was desperate to dunk on my employer’s website tonight

fair (it’s a bad website) but all our business comes from networking so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

in which I complain about Us 

crime in Miami 

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open but never read browser tab that’s a search for “cats sodium nitrite”

not on spotify but imma just assume my top bands of 2019 were spoon & the black keys

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