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I'm a computer enthusiast living in Miami. I like cooking, computer security, education, shitposting, and reading sci-fi. Cishet white guy and trying to listen more.

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I'd like to add you to my shitposting network on Mastodon.

For me, picking a text editor theme is like buying a car, ideally you do it less than once a decade

Friend is trying to figure out if they get to join afscme at their new job and all I can think about is

CW: Bee 

Took the macro lens out the other morning, and encountered this big clumsy bee boy having troubles flying through some fence. He figured it out eventually...
#Nikon #NikonZ7ii #Nikkor105mm #bee #photography #macro

teach us some math, you’re Peano, man
teach us to count tonight
while we’re all in the mood for equality
successor’s got me adding alright

spotted at the boat ramp:
guy with an almost comical level of wedgie adjusting a trailer winch
‘09-ish mustang gt with a jet ski trailer


(Obama voice) Folks, let me be clear: in our religion, you keep what you kill


ate stuff today

bunch of these tomatoes, really fun colors

shrimp & egg taco for breakfast (no picture, was hungry)

this cornbread (from a box but i added jalapeño and cinnamon)

every time i take a butter knife out of the drawer i try to move it so it sounds like every time a sword is on screen in movies

barely spoilers, chronicles of riddick 

ok i have more to say about this

it's actually great to see a sci-fi movie in a different setting (war hamper 4000 with the serial number filed off sure) with new shit going on that takes itself completely (vin diesel voice) dead serious

palace intrigue, standoffs, knife fights, dude getting killed by a teacup, it's got it all

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chronicles of riddick movie review, no spoilers 

★★★★★ five stars for "the chronicles of riddick"

a stupid movie terribly made but it does kick ass

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chronicles of riddick movie review, no spoilers 

i'm pretty sure the cut i watched is different from the theatrical cut too, there're a bunch of scenes that should've been in the theater because i remember being very confused by the theatrical cut

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chronicles of riddick movie review, no spoilers 

vin diesel is very vin diesel, a guy who got incredibly mad when everyone realized that there's a more energetic and engaging actor that's basically the same guy in some of the same movies literally named "the rock"

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chronicles of riddick movie review, no spoilers 

what a stupid movie, just remarkably dumb

also it kicks ass

but the fight cinematography is awful, like i've seen worse but it's not good

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just watched the chronicles of riddick for the nth time (less than twelve, more than six)

coming in the replies

listening to the "tension mix" songs from the hardspace shipbreaker soundtrack

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities

Believe it or not, I just saw somebody using one of those little free libraries

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