bonzoesc @bonzoesc@m.bonzoesc.net

#introduction

I'm a computer enthusiast living in Miami. I like cooking, computer security, education, shitposting, and reading sci-fi. Cishet white guy and trying to listen more.

I'd like to add you to my shitposting network on Mastodon.

lmao and the “gate” we waited was just a hard stand and a bus

it’s one thing to wait 15m on the ground for a gate after a 10h flight turns into a 9h flight

another thing altogether to wait 15m on the ground for a gate after a 30m flight that was delayed at the origin 10m for traffic management at the destination

sorry for flash, it got dark outside

in the torture tube for a quick flight

*wearing t-shirt for seafood bar and grill, boat shoes, too-short dockers, Panama hat* how do you do fellow boomers

why would you call “Star Trek: Discovery” “ST:D” when you could call it “discotrek”

`every_credit_card_number.txt`

fuckin' finally, never have to play this he'll game again #SmashBros #NintendoSwitch

~roadkill~ #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

*walking upstairs to where coworkers are watching ‘V for Vendetta’*
“Did Sue Grafton solve the mystery yet?”

i smashed my coworkers as pink yoshi for you, @wpo o7 #SmashBros #NintendoSwitch

live 2 snack
snack 2 live

thrilled with this frigid windswept beach

2 fish gay

The Four Seasons

neo4j more like nyet4j