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I'm a computer enthusiast living in Miami. I like cooking, computer security, education, shitposting, and reading sci-fi. Cishet white guy and trying to listen more.

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I'd like to add you to my shitposting network on Mastodon.

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food 

rice, beans, and fried chicken

still figuring out the chicken part, i think i need smaller cuts to balance cooking time between the coating and the meat

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wild dolphin eating 

took a pic of a dolphin eating a fish

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cybercoins 

lmao why do i do this to myself

trying to figure out how much c-c-c-cash (real money, USD, the stuff that i can buy food with) i can get from every dumb ass b-cash fork

afaict the numbers are all fake and everyone in cybercoins is delusional or a parasite

oof just listened to a quarter of an album on shuffle instead of sequentially

food, gross 

cooking the thanksgiving turkey (pretend i posted this a week ago or 51 weeks from now)

:battery_empty: roasting
:battery_low: smoking
:battery_ok: deep frying
:battery_full: microwaving

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going on stack overflow as a noob is like watching your parents fight (you have 45 white dads)

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US politics, oaf thoughts 

Biden should make me ambassador to Canada, I have several qualifications:

1. Been to Canada many times
2. Can sing the national anthem of Canada
3. My dad has a youth hockey injury
4. I drove my uncle’s atv once

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