me: *spitting blood* I’ll never give you the chaos emeralds
Obama: *rolling up his sleeves* let me be clear, uhh, I will break you.
@LuigiEsq Let me tell you something: *you* didnt find those chaos emeralds!
@somarasu @LuigiEsq if you like your chaos emeralds, you can keep 'em
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