Mister President, we have top scientists working on a joke about “Surf Wax America” and “Extended Stay America…”
Yes sir, probably about how different it is from the ‘90s
No sir, it’s been challenging to fit it into one of the acc-
No sir, I don’t think we have to do it before people “forget about Weezer”
I understand that you feel burned by the gree-
No, nobody that liked the blue album has changed their mind
Yes sir, I understand
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