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Periodic reminder that I am a professional computer toucher and computers are still a mystery

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Imagining asking a guy in a Ferrari convertible if he’s going by a trashcan, as I hand him an empty cup

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Death stranding, but instead of a little hood for his raincoat, Sam has a huge golf umbrella automatically pop out of his backpack

Barely outside for 15 seconds before I saw a lady with a tiny dog in a papoose getting out of a G-wagen

that new game about scrapping spaceships to a synthwave soundtrack, "808s and Shipbreak"

I want to make a movie that has a part set like a decade before any other main character was born, like if “The Social Network” had an early ‘60s Motown scene. Make the Mike Yanagita parts of “Fargo” look like the Ham Solo parts of “Star Wars”

someone in a chat re: internet explorer eol
"presumably this is the update that will remove it"

i've driven 271 miles since march 23, and walked something like 325

It kicks ass that in 2022 a mouse driver is an electron app that always crashes

I want to make a movie that has a part set like a decade before any other main character was born, like if “The Social Network” had an early ‘60s Motown scene. Make the Mike Yanagita parts of “Fargo” look like the Ham Solo parts of “Star Wars”

food 

It smells like fried fish in the lobby

Just a word of warning for when you donate plasma: due to taxes, up to 40% of your plasma is likely going to the Solar Marines in the Outer Colonies to use as ammunition in their blaster coils. So if you’re against the Moon Wars, I suggest you think twice before donating.

bummed the place i'm buying coffee accessories from doesn't also sell coffee shirts

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