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:drake_dislike: alexa laughing at people because of a programming error
:drake_like: siri just fucking guffawing for three minutes straight when i clicked to "transit" in apple maps in the town my parents live in

mastodon v2.3.0 PROTIP: if you keep a separate frontend web server (caddy, in my case) in your docker-compose don't forget to tell it which networks to be on

food Show more

food Show more

on social media in tv/movies
tiny brain: fake site that never looks outdated
normal brain: facebook that looks outdated in five years
genius brain: twitter that looks outdated in a year
galaxy brain: snapchat that looks oudated in two weeks
expanding universe brain: fake site that instantly looks outdated

why is random.shuffle even a thing in python, like the one dang method that operates in place

proper mastodon usage Show more

yessss it's <70°F and i've got the windows open

alcohol Show more

github's dependency vulnerability scanning is good, especially if you don't have 100 dead projects you'll never touch again on github

gross but not that gross Show more

what if you filmed a 90 minute trip to blockbuster video in 2002 when you and your friends just say the names of movies on the shelf you're not going to rent

and made it a spielberg movie

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bonzoesc zone

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