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dell laptop webcam got me looking like red lobster

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The Sun fell behind the clouds and highlighted the clouds in front of them.

the good kind of exhausted, want to shower and fall asleep

so many meetings i was sitting down to do some programming and i reflexively turned on my camera

reopening my quora account to ask an important question ("how do you leave an upper-decker in an airplane toilet?") and getting bamboozled by everyone else's related questions ("where do the airplane wheels go?" and "what's the big round part under the wings called?")

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alcohol 

love to put a splash of bitters in with seltzer water

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been working on a list of necktie knots, please reply with any i'm missing

* half windsor
* four-in-the-hand
* full windsor
* pipeline
* π-in-the-hand
* four-in-the-Anheuser-Busch
* double windsor with cheese
* spinnaker
* █ ██ ███
* bird is the word

selfie 

zoom lens on a video chat is too powerful

selfie 

tfw publix had the blue tasteless la croix on sale but they were out

imagine if the riddick movies were as popular as star wars

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